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Doctors in India removed a toothbrush from a man's stomach a week after he accidentally swallowed it. The man says he swallowed it while brushing his teeth in front of the TV. ***His toothbrush was easier to swallow than the new “Knight Rider.”

Reuters reports that a fanatical anti-smoker in Bielfeld, Germany, became enraged when his girlfriend lit up a cigarette and refused his demand to put it out. So he grabbed a fire extinguisher and emptied it all over her and the apartment. A police spokesman said, "It looked like a bomb had gone off in there. He managed to put the cigarette out though." He added that the man said "he wasn't bothered by the damage it caused, and that he's through with his girlfriend.

Having just been dropped as spokeswoman for Jenny Craig, Kirstie Alley announced that she will launch her own weight loss brand in 2009. ***I’m not joining a Kirstie Alley weight loss program. I won’t join a Jenny Craig program either. I’m holding out for a weight loss program from Betty Crocker.